Watch out! was inspired by my friends at work talking about shit and tapeworms over lunch. So they said they were fed with some "tapeworm medication" when they were young. But they didn't have tapeworms, because they didn't shit any out.
me: what do you mean you didn't shit any out?
them: apparently if you have worms, and you took the medicine, you wld shit it out.
me: how wld you know if you shat it out?
them: cos you can see the worms if you shit it out.
me: omg. you mean you go and see?
them: no lar no lar... you're young mah, but they say lar... cos kids shit in spittoons, and if the worms are shitted out, you can easily see...
me: omg, you mean you can see the worms? as in they're moving?
them: yah! they'd crawl out.
me: then it's like someone go and see the shit they just shit then he'd exclaim "OMG my shit is alive!!!"
then i think that's very funny, so i wrote a modified story on that line.
But i think it's a bit different afterall, i think a moving lump of shit is actually a very much funnier visual spectacle. so maybe I'd write another story about that next time. like an actual live moving lump/piece of shit...
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